Dog letters to God

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom
smell each other? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or
is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs
love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its
own model, but it would be easy to rename the
Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent
IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I
have been howling at the moon and stars for a long
time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to
order? Or is it the carpets thing, again?

Dear God,
May I have my reproductive organs back?