8/04

Howdy from Blue Dog Bakery!

Lots of news this month. Hope you all have a great end to the summer!

NEW ! NEW!! You can now find our PB & Molasses AND our Natural Cheese treats at:
Farmer Jack’s in MI and OH
Pathmark Stores in NY, NJ and PA

Available from Petsmart.com (internet sales only) starting in Sept.

NEW 6 lb. Boxes of MORE Flavors - (4) bags per large box
Our new Mixed Box of PB, Cheese, Grilled Chicken and Bacon & Cheese treats
(all flavors still made from vegetables with no animal by-products)

The following stores will be running our treats on promotion the month of Sept. Save $$$$

Petsmart - nationwide
Petco - nationwide

Enjoy the below submission from a friend of Blue Dog!

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG’S DAILY DIARY:

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT’S DAILY DIARY:

Enjoy the below submission from a friend of Blue Dog!

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get in ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill by captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking - almost succeeded; Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm , not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of “ allergies”. Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant; he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room his safety is assured. But I can only wait,; it is only a matter of time.....

Have a wonderful fall! Margot

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